Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

When this thing goes on sale, there isn’t going to be a ditch in the land or a hedge row that isn’t full of Premiership footballers who are broken and on fire.

I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.