Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

Clarkson:

I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

And this exchange between Clarkson and fellow Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond (Hampster):

Clarkson:

I would still buy the DB9 over this, and save myself the £60,000. The problem with this car is its gearbox, its just….

Hampster:

THAT bad is it?

Clarkson:

Oh no. Robert Mugabe is bad, this is in a whole different league.

that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography.