Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar… in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

250 million wankers living in a country with no word for wanker

If this were America, it would be full of people doing… whatever it is they do. Incest, mostly, I think.

They’re thick, humourless, over-governed and have no dress sense

About Detroit

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.