Jeremy Clarkson Quotes


Archive for the 'Diesel' Category

Volkswagen Golf v Jeremy Clarkson

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson on the Volkswagen Golf

It costs Volkswagen 200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could propably make a couple of cars for that.

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Diesel Engine Cars (& Wheelbarrows)

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Jeremy Clarksons views on the diesel engines

Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved…for a murderer.

You can’t have this car with a diesel, its like saying, i won’t go to Stringfellows tonight, I’ll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she’s a woman!

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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