Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

It costs Volkswagen 200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could propably make a couple of cars for that.

Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved…for a murderer.

You can’t have this car with a diesel, its like saying, i won’t go to Stringfellows tonight, I’ll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she’s a woman!

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.