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Aug

Clarkson on the Ferrari

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Jeremy Clarksons views on the Ferrari 355

I consider the Ferrari a scaled-down version of God!

About the Ferrari F430

Now we get quite a few complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we’re kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.


About the Ferrari F40

And what I love is that when you’re on the over-run, and you take your foot of the throttle, listen!… there are these huge bounces… just dumps great wads of unburnt fuel into the exhaust… FOR FUN!

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12

Aug

Jeremy Clarksons views on the Ferrari Enzo

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Jeremy Clarksons views on the Ferrari Enzo

Ferrari is so pleased with it, they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car…”The Colin”.

I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said, “You know, can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.”

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