Jeremy Clarkson Quotes


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Porsche Boxster Clarkson Quote

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Jeremy Clarksons views on the Porsche Boxster

Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster:

It couldn’t pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom

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Jeremy Clarkson’s views on the Porsche Cayman S

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

Jeremy Clarksons views on the Porsche Cayman S

Clarkson:

There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

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Jeremy Clarkson Reviews the Porsche Cayenne

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson on the Porsche Cayenne

I’ve seen better looking gangrenous wounds than this.

0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds…and about 17 gallons of fuel.

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