Jeremy Clarkson Quotes » Porsche

Porsche Boxster Clarkson Quote

The Stig — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:20:15 +0000

Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster:

It couldn’t pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom

Jeremy Clarkson’s views on the Porsche Cayman S

The Stig — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:56:37 +0000

Clarkson:

There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

Jeremy Clarkson Reviews the Porsche Cayenne

The Stig — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:09:24 +0000

I’ve seen better looking gangrenous wounds than this.

0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds…and about 17 gallons of fuel.