Some say his teeth glow in the dark, and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
Some say if you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest, and that he once punched a horse to the ground. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
Some say his tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds, and that his first name really is The. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that jimmy Carter wants him dead. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
Some say his heart ticks like a watch, and that he can smell corners. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
