Some say he knows three facts about ducks. And none of them are correct, all we know is, he’s called the stig.

Some say that he truly belives that foot-ball is a medical condition… and fear is just a low scoring word in scrabble. All that we know is he’s called THE STIG.

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Referred to as “Our tame racing driver”, Jeremy has some of the many priceless ways to introduce The Stig each week on the Top Gear show all starting with the phrase “Some say…”

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Please enjoy some of my favorites:

Some say parts of him are surprisingly bulbous. And that he recently spent time in an Ethiopian prison for accidentally calling his teddy The Emperor Haile Selassie … bear. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full-size tattoo of his face – on his face. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

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Some say he should be switched off at the mains overnight and that David Hasslehoff calls him ‘son’. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.

Some say that his genitals are on up side down and that he could solve the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman’s nipples. And that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

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Some say that his earwax tastes like Turkish delight, and that his toes are exactly the same shape as a woman’s nipples.. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say he knows three facts about ducks/geese. And none of them are correct. . All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they’d all be pregnant, including the cameramen and the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say that his tears are adhesive and if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say his teeth glow in the dark, and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say if you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest, and that he once punched a horse to the ground. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say his tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds, and that his first name really is The. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that jimmy Carter wants him dead. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say his heart ticks like a watch, and that he can smell corners. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say he has 8 trees for a wife and his kids liked school dinners. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say he is dead, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say it’s impossible for him to wear socks. And he can open a beer bottle with his testes.All we know is; he’s called The Stig.