Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/12/01/top-gear-ban-on-gay-couples-joining-studio-audience-115875-21863544/

It’s crying out for a comment from Jezza!

Jezza reviews the new Audi R8 supercar and claims it to be one of the best supercars… in the world! Only to be interrupted by the Hamster in a 911 Carrera.

I’m with Jezza on this one, I love Audi’s and the R8 is truly exceptional.

Enjoy the video and leave your comments on the car you’d prefer to be seen in.

A handy-man walked into ex-racing car driver Ben Collins’ home and saw what he claimed to be The Stig’s racing suit, helmet, and gloves hanging up in a display case ran out claiming to have finally identified The Stig.

The BBC claim that The Stig suit the handy-man saw in a display case was merely the suit auctioned off on Ebay to help wounded soldiers and says that Mr Collins was merely the auction winner.

The Stig as always had no comment and neither had Ben Collins.

A recent poll of 16-24 year old Londoners backs Jeremy Clarkson or Sir Alan Sugar to be the next Lord Major of London, many thinking that City Hall should be run by someone independent rather than a party politician.

Some say this would be a good thing, others disagree. I’d love to get your thoughts.

I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Jeremy Clarkson turns 48 today.

Happy birthday Jezza, you don’t look a day over 60